Schrute Farms · Honesdale, Pennsylvania

Schrute
Facts

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

The world's foremost repository of Schrute family wisdom, beet-based intelligence, and hard facts. Not opinions. Facts.

Fact of the Day


                      .:--==-. ..
                   -+#%%@@@@@%%%%#*-.
                .+%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@%*-
               =@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#:
             .#@@@@@@@@@@#+--:-=*%@@@@@@@=
            .%@@@@@@@@@@+:      .-+#@@@@@@=
            +@@@@@@@@@@%-        :-=*%@@@@%      .
            *@@@@@@@@+*%*:      .:-=*#@@@@@:     :.
            -@@@@@%*@*:-==.     .:-=#@@@@@@+     :.
            =@@@%++-=*=      .   .:-+#%@@@@=     -:
            -@@@%=---::::........::=+*#%@@%      -:.
            -#%@#*++*##@@@@@#=+%%@@@@@@%@@=      -:.
             :+@+=--++=***+#+ -%%**%#%#*@+       -:
              -#+=:.:::--::=: :**=++++=*@-....   :.
              :%*=-:.....:=-. :*+=====*%@=::...  .
               +%+-::.  ..-*+*#%+:::=*#@%-::...
                ++=--:......-===---=*#%%=--:..
                :+==-:::--=+*+**++**%%%+--::.
                 =*=---===+*##########+--:..
                 :*+=---:::::--===++*=-::..
                 .-=====-::::--=-=++-:..
                  ...:------------::..
                        ........

“Identity theft is not a joke. Millions of families suffer every year.”

— Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager

The three pillars

Bears

There are 8 species of bears. Black bears. Grizzly bears. Polar bears. False black bears. All dangerous. All real.

Beets

Schrute Farms produces 15,000 lbs of beets annually. Red, yellow, and chioggia. Superior to every other crop.

Battlestar

The greatest science fiction program ever produced. If you disagree, you are wrong. That is a fact.

Connecting to the beet mainframe…

Live

Schrutefacts™All facts guaranteed accurate · D. K. Schrute

SchruteFacts

Bears

Beets

Battlestar

Schrute
Facts